Haahaaaa yes, it’s one thing for our kids to know in theory we have sex but to see it or gear it is usually another for all of us. Although, we have done stories that when they come up, we find great humor in..., and only a little embarrassment. I’ve tried to relay to my kids not just the healthy and safety aspects sex, but the pleasurable part as well.
Funny, self-deprecating and candid as usual. The other nice thing: your obvious joy at telling your latest dating adventure. Your happiness is contagious.
Well, having been in your son´s position (as a teen) with respect to my mom, I can say that I don´t see how you could generate more awkwardness than my mother. In most ways, this is pretty wholesome, practically a 21st century ..... uhhhhhhhhhh .... Leave It to Beaver.
No. Finding an empty condom wrapper would have simply told me my mom had had sex, and I would´ve been like ´good for her´. I would have been much more concerned about the hypothetical dude´s non-sexual qualities, given my mother´s insanely bad track record in relationships up to that point.
So. I am thinking your boy, upon finding a condom wrapper, is going to be thinking, ´Oh. Mom got railed at the Halloween party. Good for her (or something like that).´ The problem is, is that he found the wrapper in the pocket of the costume, so in his shoes, I´d be thinking, ´Mom got railed at the Halloween party... and the dude in question *was* *wearing* *my* *costume* *while* *they* *were* *doing* *it*. Shit. I have to wash this thing.´
Halloween costumes being pretty flimsy pieces of clothing these days, I am going to assume the costume is going to disappear into a black plastic bag with the imaginary label of ´Medical Waste´.
As for video versus text: Substack is the land of text, but video is fine - I can uh, swing between both media.
Ok. Dumb question. Your date put the wrapper in the custume.. were you doing it in the custume. Like a furrbie thing... now if i were your son i would not let your borrow another custume again. Lol
Here I am just worried my kids will either hear us or walk on us one night 😂
Great story and love the point about practicing safe sex and your kid picking up up on that. I like reading, but the videos sprinkled in are fun too.
Haahaaaa yes, it’s one thing for our kids to know in theory we have sex but to see it or gear it is usually another for all of us. Although, we have done stories that when they come up, we find great humor in..., and only a little embarrassment. I’ve tried to relay to my kids not just the healthy and safety aspects sex, but the pleasurable part as well.
DAAAAAAAAANG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did I know it wasn’t a candy wrapper 🤦♀️
Funny, self-deprecating and candid as usual. The other nice thing: your obvious joy at telling your latest dating adventure. Your happiness is contagious.
You know all the right things to say to me!!!
(post-exhaustion & post-weekend interruption lateness)
¨And I wanted to die.¨
Well, having been in your son´s position (as a teen) with respect to my mom, I can say that I don´t see how you could generate more awkwardness than my mother. In most ways, this is pretty wholesome, practically a 21st century ..... uhhhhhhhhhh .... Leave It to Beaver.
No. Finding an empty condom wrapper would have simply told me my mom had had sex, and I would´ve been like ´good for her´. I would have been much more concerned about the hypothetical dude´s non-sexual qualities, given my mother´s insanely bad track record in relationships up to that point.
So. I am thinking your boy, upon finding a condom wrapper, is going to be thinking, ´Oh. Mom got railed at the Halloween party. Good for her (or something like that).´ The problem is, is that he found the wrapper in the pocket of the costume, so in his shoes, I´d be thinking, ´Mom got railed at the Halloween party... and the dude in question *was* *wearing* *my* *costume* *while* *they* *were* *doing* *it*. Shit. I have to wash this thing.´
Halloween costumes being pretty flimsy pieces of clothing these days, I am going to assume the costume is going to disappear into a black plastic bag with the imaginary label of ´Medical Waste´.
As for video versus text: Substack is the land of text, but video is fine - I can uh, swing between both media.
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whichever generates more posts maybe?
Ok. Dumb question. Your date put the wrapper in the custume.. were you doing it in the custume. Like a furrbie thing... now if i were your son i would not let your borrow another custume again. Lol
Art, these were my exact same questions! and you are 100% right about my son and the costume. I've lost all privileges 😂
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