Built to Last: When Sex Tests the Limits of Home Furniture

How many f*cks can a frame take before it breaks? Are furniture makers and manufacturers taking this into consideration?

It was a Saturday morning like any other at my house. I woke a little later than my alarm suggested, brewed a little more coffee than I would on a weekday and started stripping the sheets off my bed while listening to my friend D.J. on KUTX.  As the hours went by, I went from room to room doing chores, cycling laundry and pausing to look at my phone.

I grabbed my warm sheets from the dryer and carried them upstairs to my room. I pulled the fitted sheet from the bundle and started to wrap it over the top right corner of my bed when a memory from the night before surfaced. How had I forgotten. 

My headboard. I was having sex and it squeaked. Or Eeked.