Unfucking Midlife

Unfucking Midlife

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A Morning Quickie
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A Morning Quickie

is Barbie getting choked or choking out Ken?!

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Ashley Kelsch
Aug 08, 2023
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Okay okay okay…. I read an Instagram message, and thank Gawd I did.

OMG. Is Barbie getting choked out by Ken? Or vice versa…? As funny as that may sound, it’s probably not far from what’s happening.

Humans learn by observing behavior and then of course, story telling. With little to no sex education in schools- the course curriculum is STILL pushing celibacy- just don’t do it!- meanwhile online porn is being marketed to our kids. The average age of someone finding porn?

8. EIGHT!

So I speak a little about that, how my hair is giving Slash vibes ( I looked him up to add an image and I def don’t have the curls and volume so scratch that reference- Slash would rightly be offended at my suggestion) and an update about this weeks podcast on processing emotions- because we are not all fine! and why that’s okay.

love you.

here’s that song for you to move and groove to 🪩

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