Unfucking Midlife & Sobriety

Unfucking Midlife & Sobriety

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When the Soul Says, “Bitch, Wake Up.”
Marie-Louise von Franz wrote, “Only when the eternal girl dies can the woman be born.” I think my body got the memo before I did.
 • Ashley Kelsch
Unsolicited: Sex and the Single Woman Part 1
What often gets lost for women is the understanding that good sex isn't something that happens to you—it's something you participate in creating. Let me…
 • Ashley Kelsch
Why Some Women Thrive with Casual Sex (And Others Don't): Exploring Sociosexual Differences Part 2
True sexual liberation isn't about what you do—it's about aligning what you do with who you are.
 • Ashley Kelsch
Unpacking Babygirl: Exploring Sexuality, Womens Roles, and Midlife Awakenings
Her inability to articulate what she wanted and the clumsy way she navigated her desires felt uncomfortably familiar. I reminded of a former version of…
 • Ashley Kelsch
3% of women
How 'nice shoes' turned into a mans plea for me to deliver a message
 • Ashley Kelsch
I Had It All, Remember?
A candid reflection on success at 20 vs wisdom at 40+, and why the 'too late' narrative about midlife dreams needs to be unfucked
 • Ashley Kelsch
Let a Little Shit Run You Out? On Gardens, Goop, and Glennon
This is not a threat to me or anyone else; this is the opening and broadcasting of a message that can reach the masses.
 • Ashley Kelsch
Curl Up & Dye
Somewhere in the mix of bleach and survival, I wonder if my hair was already going gray back then—I was just too busy dyeing to notice.
 • Ashley Kelsch
The Hidden Connection Between Wine, Sex, and Why You Feel Numb at Midlife
What happens when wine becomes the bridge to sensation and desire slowly goes quiet.
 • Ashley Kelsch
Unfucking Business: It Was Never About ‘No Risk, No Reward’—It’s About Resilience
I was so focused on the idea of success, the romanticized side of entrepreneurship, that I didn't learn to value the struggle itself. The obstacles…
 • Ashley Kelsch
Mind-Blowing Female Pleasure: Why Women Are Getting Soaked Without Traditional Sex
'I may have a small dick, but I've got 10 fingers that can do what a dick will never do' — and that's exactly how I discovered the pleasure most women…
 • Ashley Kelsch
Sexually Symbolic, Socially Accepted: Cheerleaders, Strippers & the Double Standards of Desire
America's Sweethearts are allowed to be sexy without consequence—they can be desired without being diminished- something the rest of us are forced to…
 • Ashley Kelsch
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